The theory is just the worst

Man, theory sucks, huh?

The great thing about a heel like Theory is that you can relish hating it. It’s so awful in every way that you never have to feel bad about it either. He’s just the worst in everything.

I mean, look at his epic failure at Slam summer last night (Saturday July 30, 2022) at Nissan Stadium in Nashville, Tennessee:

After weeks of promises, he was going to capitalize on Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar battling each other in a Last Man Standing match by cashing in his Money in the Bank deal on the extremely vulnerable winner, this supermodel jumped the gun! He tried to cash in before the game was even over. What an idiot!

I guess if he cashed in during the match, it would have become a standard triple threat, removing the last man standing stipulation. It actually helps both kingdoms and Lesnar, neither of whom have actually won anything at this point. They’re exhausted, of course, and already beaten, absolutely, but waiting until they’ve actually gone as far as they could is the best tactical approach here, right?

Naturally, as he was trying to make some money, even though he almost certainly saw Lesnar approach him, he ate an F-5 and spent the rest of the evening lying down.

A truly spectacular asshole.

He still has the Money in the Bank contract, so it should be interesting to see how he spoils it next time around.

Until there!


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